Here’s something to make you even more blue.

You’re welcome.

P.S. I’m still alive and kicking. I’m just a very slow writer unless I have deadlines. Anyone want to project manage my blog? Just kidding. I’d fire you in a second. And then you’d sue me for wrongful termination. And then I’d be like, but it was unpaid. And then you’d ding me for that, too. A-no, a-thank, a-you.

In the meantime, I’m just uke-ing and doodling and traveling and thinking about writing while not writing. I went through a period of, who cares about what I have to say anyway? There are enough personal essays out in the world. But then Bourdain reminded me that people who write are clearly sick in the head because they think they have Things To Say that will be of use to others.

Which made me think: You’re right, Bourdain. I totally am sick in the head.

So stay tuned. A-wink.