A friend asked what Franco and I do these days.
I said, “Nothing really. Just read and drink coffee. Sometimes we see other humans, but mostly we just read and drink coffee.”
Gone are the days of drinking until 4 a.m. (though we’ve had nights like that). Or lying around recovering from nights like that (I guess one can’t exist without the other). Or riding planes, trains and buses en route to and from each other (because, hey, we live together now. WOO.).
Which means we have more time to do the things we do by ourselves, together.
I know what you’re thinking.
You’re in New York! Aren’t you supposed to have lofts and go to parties in lofts and know people who know people who have parties in lofts?
Sorry, my friend. It’s not that kind of story. This is a Queens kind of story. An I’m-livin’-in-the-same-apartment-as-my-invisible-Greek-landlord-who-lives-next-to-some-gruff-but-nice-older-Greek-Italian-gentlemen-who-hang-out-on-the-stoop-all-day-talking-all-kinds-of-politics-and-societal-situations-but-still-remember-to-say-hi kind of story.
And in my story, we party, all right. We just do them alone. Or with one other person. Preferably somewhere quiet. Definitely air-conditioned.
At our parties, instead of drugs, we got sandwiches. Instead of kegs, we got coffee.
And for entertainment, we got them all. Fiction! Nonfiction! Sometimes with pictures.
So, hang onto your trousers. I’m about to show you a weekend in the life of us.
It doesn’t get any more exciting than this.
After two years of writing, I’m in a period of consumption.
Often, it involves super important current events. Like, did you know Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are dating? And Andy and April got married? And Miguel exists?
What a hoot.
When it comes to writing non-work-related stuff, though, I’ve totally hit a wall.
Hence, the DSLR.
It makes me feel like I’m making stuff.
On this day, we’re about to watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
After growing up reading 800-page books about dragons and saving his lunch money for comic books, Franco’s 11-year-old self is finally vindicated.
Take that, super cool classmates with your super cool social lives! When you’re 30, you too will enjoy these delightful works without all the angst.
After buying tickets, we sat across Kaufman Studios.
We sipped coffee. We people-watched.
Then we lined up 30 minutes early.
At 3 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon, I thought it was excessive.
In a distant theater, my brother was also watching the movie.
The following conversation took place some days before, but it gives you an idea of just how big a deal this was.
(He’s in grey.)
The movie, by the way, was awesome.
I loved it. So did Franco.
We wanted to discuss.
But ended up stumbling upon a quiet bar on a quiet street, and decided to go inside.
With a name like Snowdonia, how could we not?
So we stayed until the sun went down.
The lady at the counter told us she’d be there at 1. Maybe.
It was 12:50.
Eventually, she did roll in. The maker of delicious sandwiches.
“You look 18!” she told me.
“You must get carded all the time!”
If she weren’t so damn delightful, I’d still eat her banh mi.
But I wouldn’t be happy about it.
OK, I’d still be happy.
Because look at that banh mi.
Just look at it.
Happy Tuesday, friends.